AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Shibata. - I'm Ryoto.
- I'm Toshimitsu. - I'm Ryoto.
- I'm Fujii. - I'm Ryoto.
[Ryoto and Fujii]
What's up?
- So, we're here to talk about golf. - Yeah!
- We've been playing golf for about ten days now. - Yeah.
- But there's one thing we can say about it. - Yeah.
- We're so bad at it! - Yeah, we are.
- But that's enough to get us started. - Yeah.
- Even so, we've started our annual golf project, "Worst Golf Ever." - Yeah.
- It's only four months away. - Yeah.
- But... - Yeah.
- To put it simply, we're a team of two. - Yeah.
- We're six people, so we're a team of three. - Yeah.
- And we'll both shoot from the same spot. - Yeah.
- And we'll pick the worst spot. - Yeah.
- And we've created this mysterious competition that's been pulling us together. - Yeah.
- And as a result... - Yeah.
- The "Insect Shiba Team" is... - Yeah.
- We're so out of balance... - Yeah.
- That we've caused a lot of trouble. - Yeah.
- We've caused a lot of trouble. - I've wanted to say that for a while now.
- No! - No!
- You're starting to hate it. - No, I'm starting to hate it.
- No, I'm starting to hate it.
- We're combined. - No, I'm starting to hate it.
- If only I and Ryo didn't have time for that competition. - Yeah.
- Even though we're bad at it. - Yeah.
- Even though we're bad at it, if we hit it like "bang"! - Yeah.
- If we hit it like "bang"! - Yeah.
- No one would catch up. - Yeah.
- Either of us has to be good at something or we won't be able to catch up. - Yeah.
- You should practice your acting. - Shut up, frog.
- You haven't touched a single sheet of paper in your life. - You haven't touched a single sheet of paper in your life.
- Since we're being forced to play golf... - Yeah.
- We're going to do a golf challenge. - Yeah.
- This time... - Yeah.
- We're going to hit it like "bang"! - Yeah.
- Earlier, we told you to go inside. - Yeah.
- It's big. - We said it's too "yanky" but...
- The reason is... - Yeah.
- We got permission to hit it like "bang"! - Yeah.
- And we set up a golf club. - Oh!
- That's like "bang"! - Yeah.
- This time, we'll do it simply. - Yeah.
- Whoever hits it first wins. - Yeah.
- It's a simple challenge like that. - Yeah.
- That's the rule. - It's definitely impossible, right?
- It's smaller than I thought. - Yeah, it's smaller than I thought.
- It shrunk a lot when we set it up. - Yeah.
- Originally... - It's a big space.
- It's bigger than I thought. - It's bigger than I thought.
- Yeah.
- I thought, "No, no, I can't hit such a big one." - Yeah.
- It's like a pool for kids. - Yeah.
- A lot of people came here and were surprised. - Yeah.
- Well, let's do it anyway. - Let's do it.
- It's a real golf club. - Yeah.
- That's for sure. - Yeah.
- Right now, it's... - Super 8 o'clock.
- 8 o'clock. - Yeah.
- And we can only use this place at 23 o'clock. - Yeah.
- So we can only do it for 3 hours. - Yeah.
- We're running out of time. - Yeah.
- We're waiting for bad results every time. - Yeah.
- Let's do our best and put it in! - Yeah!
Okay, 50-yard trash can ball in challenge!
Ready...
Start!
So, for now, in order of score...
My best score is 107!
Don't brag about it!
- You're good! - In order of score...
Kai's score is lower than mine.
You don't know how to play golf?
You're laughing too much now.
It's a score you can't brag about, so I'll say it.
Isn't 107 bad?
There's no one who's good at it.
Okay, here we go!
Can I go for 3rd ball?
- Yes, 3rd ball. - Okay.
I'm scared of this.
Oh, you're good!
That was close!
You're good!
- You jumped too high. - It's a little high.
Okay, okay.
- How much is it? - 58.
It's 56.
- You're good! - You're good!
You're good!
Just a little higher!
Last one!
Last one?
That was close!
It's hard to go in like that.
You made it look easy, didn't you?
It ended up like this.
I feel like I can do it with someone like him.
I feel like I can go in one day.
I'm Toshimitsu.
My best score is 108 with 56.
I recently changed my grip and woke up.
You're good!
That was close!
You can go a little higher.
That's a good sound!
You jumped too high!
You're weak!
It's hard to go in like this.
You have to adjust.
Pace is important.
I want to hit a lot of balls.
That's true.
My best score is 110 with 58.
Thank you in advance.
That was close!
- Wow, you're in the top! - You're in the top!
- If you're in the top, you're in trouble. - You're in trouble.
It might be a little strong.
- It's only the first round. - You can do it.
- It's very difficult. - I want to keep playing until I get the hang of it.
52 degrees, thin glasses, S-scan 116.
- Oh, that's good. - Yeah.
- That's good! - You've got it!
- You've got it!
You've got it!
I'm not good at shooting.
- Oh, that's good! - That's good!
- You can't get it today. - It's not my style.
Was it your style?
- You've got it! - You've got it!
- It's not that short. - It's not that short.
58 degrees, best time 1 minute 56 seconds.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- It's too early. - It's too early.
- It's not my score.
- I don't know for now. - Yeah.
- I'll shoot it. - Go ahead.
- It's not bad. - It's not bad.
- Don't say "it's good".
- It's not bad. - It's not bad.
- It's good length. - It's getting better.
- It's not good. - It's not good.
- It's difficult. - It's 52 degrees.
- It's not my score. - It's probably about 215.
- It's too early. - Let's go.
Go!
- It's good. - It's good.
- You can shoot it here too. - It's a pretty narrow room.
- It's pretty high. - Yeah.
- It's good. - It's not bad.
- It's not bad.
- It's too early. - Yeah.
- It's just too early. - It's just too early for me.
- It's easy to understand. - So we all shot it.
- It's possible for everyone. - It's possible.
- It's not about who goes in first. - Yeah.
- Let's move it around and clear it. - Yeah.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Let's go for a straight shot.
- No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no.
- Like this. - Oh!
- It's too long. - Oh!
- It's too long. - Straight shots are that long?
- One shot is important. - Oh, it's in!
- Oh!
- It's in.
- It's fast. - It's really fast.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's good. - That's good.
- It bounced and hit the sign. - That's good.
- That's good.
- Oh!
- It's getting stronger.
- Oh!
- It's close.
- Oh!
- You're cute.
- Can you talk while raising your arms?
- Oh!
- I'll do it.
- Oh!
- It's close. - It's really hard.
- It's difficult. - I'll do the next kick.
- What?
- I'll do the next kick.
- What do you mean? - Your hand!
- How's your hand?
- Stop it!
- We're researchers, too.
- Oh!
- That's not good.
- Cut!
- You're good.
- Oh!
Suggestion. One of you, what do you think?
- Oh, a quick suggestion. - Yes.
- You want to reduce people, don't you? - Yes.
First of all, you want a picture with you in it.
- I've seen it. - I've seen it.
If it's not me, isn't the aim weak?
- Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- Isn't it fast now? - Now...
It's been a while since I've been able to use it completely now.
- 60 degrees? - Yes.
- In the air? - It may shake quite a bit.
Yes.
- Good! - Oh!
- Oh, it's a good feeling. - Isn't it good?
- Oh! - Isn't it good?
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's short. - I hit it.
- It's really good. - I hit the base.
- Oh, it's good. - Yes!
- Isn't it good? - Oh! I hit it right away.
- Oh, it's good. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Just now... - Just now...
- I hit something. - I hit the bottom.
- It's really good. - It's getting better and better.
- It's there! - I feel like it's short.
- It's there. - No, it's just.
- It's you. - It's just.
- It's fun. - I found it just.
- Yes! - Oh! - Yes! - Oh!
- Yes! - Oh, it's fun.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, I want it to come out. - Oh!
- Oh!
- Come on! - Oh!
- It's there. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's fine. It's fine. - Yes!
- The distance feels little. - It's better than that.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! I fell. - Oh!
- It's in the water. - Yes!
- Yes!
- Oh, it's big. - Wow!
- It's good, good, good. - Yes!
- Oh, not Mariko. - Mariko came out!
- Damn it! - Fly flatter!
- Haha! It's funny!
- Yes! Yes!
- I hate it. - Isn't it fast?
- He can never spin. - Right!
- You did a good job. - What? Are you kidding me?
- Already? - Not anymore.
- You don't go around like that. - I don't go around like that.
Do you speed up? Or do you increase the ball?
- Five kilograms is just right. - Well, five is fine.
- You can talk nicely at home. - I'll do that.
- It's a beginner's level. - It's perfect.
Just a little more.
- Ah, okay. - It's big.
- It hurts.
- It doesn't leak even if you blow it. - It's like this, right?
- It may not be bad! - It doesn't leak!
- It may not be bad! - It doesn't leak even if you blow it.
- It's like this, right? - It may not be bad!
- It doesn't leak! - Whoa!
- Huh? - Huh?
- It went in. - Wait, why can't you tell?
- It went in! - It went in!
- It went in so much. - It went in, right?
- The cameraman... - He's too confident.
- No, it went in! It went in! - It went in!
- It's like it's not stuck together. - No, it went in, right?
- I'll try stopping it this time. - No, but...
- We don't have much time. - I think it went in!
- It went in, right? - It went in!
- It went in!
- But it's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Everyone, how did you like it? - It was perfect!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- 1 hour! - Whoa!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Nice! - Nice!
- Let's keep going like this! - Nice!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Shall we go? - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Oh! - It's high!
- It's short!
- But it went in perfectly.
- Next time, when it goes in, the person next to you will raise your hand.
- I see.
- Yes! - Yes!
- It might not go in.
- It went in! - It went in.
- Oh! - I want to be able to send it even if I shake it gently.
- Yeah.
- Yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's in! - It looks like it's going in!
- It looks like it's going in!
- It's in! - It looks like it's going in!
- Adjusting... - Adjusting...
- I want to practice one more time!
- 54 is perfect. - That's true.
- It's definitely better than before. - Oh!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- That was close! - That was close!
- It's too weak. - It's too weak.
- It's getting closer and closer! - Nice!
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- We split it up! - We split it up!
- Nice! - That was close!
- That was close!
- It doesn't end. - It doesn't end.
- Wow, I want it in! - Wow, I want it in!
- We'll look at how it spins and see if it makes sense. - Yeah, I guess we should.
- I think there's a chance of getting it wrong. - I think so.
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Wow!
Huh?
It's in! It's in!
Huh?
It's in!
What? It's in! It's in!
Really?
Wow! Awesome!
Yay! Awesome!
Wow!
What was that "wow" just now?
I couldn't hear it at all.
It's really in.
If you say it like that, everyone will say "wow".
Huh? It's not in?
It's in, right?
Awesome!
It feels good. You should practice golf.
Oh, yeah! I was playing against this person.
Yay! It's in! It's in!
Wow! It's in!
Nice!
Good, good, good.
That was quick.
[Next up is Shintarō!]
[Shintarō's serve]
Oh!
Wow!
Wow! It's in!
It's in!
[Shintarō's serve]
I'm not thinking about it anymore.
Go and run properly.
Oh!
That was close!
Oh!
That was close!
What number did you put it in?
Hmm...
Huh?
Is that okay?
What happened?
What about "heya"?
What's wrong with "heya"?
What do you think about it?
What should I do about this?
[Shintarō's serve]
What number did you put it in?
Huh?
Why do you use it so much?!
You're risking your life for it!
[Shintarō's serve]
[Shintarō returns and serves it.]
Bounce!
[Shintarō returns and serves it.]
If you're in trouble, you can say "room".
[Shintarō returns and serves it.]
It was from below!
That was close!
If it was 5cm more in front of you, you could have hit it.
You're in trouble now.
[Shintarō's serve]
That's good!
That was close!
That was...
That was really close.
That was fun!
[Shintarō's serve]
I have a good one.
Everyone has a good one.
I'll use my usual method.
You said "room" too fast.
Should we say it differently?
[Shintarō's serve]
Let's say it together.
Can we?
Ready...
[Shintarō's serve]
You're using force.
[Shintarō's serve]
Lastly, Shintarō.
[Shintarō's serve]
What?
You said "room" last time.
[Shintarō's serve]
I can't do it.
Change!
That's a lie!
It's not in there.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ta-dah! - It's 10 o'clock now.
- Oh, no! - It's 1 o'clock.
- One more hour! - The time is running out.
- Seriously?! - Two people in two hours.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- It's getting dark. - I want one more person around here.
- I want to go this way. - Oh, no!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's clean. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's so dirty! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh, no! We've spent the last hour showing off. - Yeah, it's not fun after spending the last hour.
- The last hour is already over. - Oh!
- It's fast! - It's slimy.
- It's slimy!
- It's better if you don't move your left heel. - This way?
- No, the other way around. - This way?
- I'm really stupid. - You were really stupid just now.
- Can I do my best and show off my driving skills?
- You're a full-power driver now. - It's like a good thing.
- What do you need this for? - It changes everything in the world.
- Use this and destroy all evil spirits! - Full power! Full power!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- You did it!
- You hit me here and you hit me here. - You're a good driver.
- Thank you! - You're so smart!
- I've shown you something good.
- Now, pay attention to my breathing.
- Why is that, Tetsuya-san? - Why is that?
- Because I'm hungry and I want you to do your best. - What do you mean?
- I want you to succeed before you lose your energy because you're hungry.
- You missed the first shot.
Second shot. It's going up nicely, but it's a little too far.
Third shot. It's a little too far. It's a little too far.
Fourth shot. It's going up nicely, but it's a little too far.
Fifth shot.
I'm getting nervous.
I hit it! What kind of pretense is this!
Now, Toshimitsu has failed to score 5 points.
Unfortunately, Toshimitsu is now full points.
I can't lose.
Delicious, happy, and fun.
You got full points.
Really?
You're fighting.
This descent...
Even though it's a first-hand membership, why are you suddenly...
Why are you so arrogant?
I've had the same thing on my face once.
That's right.
Did you get hit?
I don't have a license for the next shot.
If you score the next best shot, you'll get a license.
If Toshimitsu scores, you'll be the last person to hit a ball at the end of the last shot.
I'm really nervous.
I'm saying it's scary right now.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter if Toshimitsu doesn't score.
That's right.
I think it's okay now.
Wow!
But it's okay.
I think it's okay for a first-class player.
Remove the movement of your hands.
Wow!
10 and a half.
This is bad.
It's not 10 yet.
How long are you going to do this?
I'm getting discouraged.
Why do you hit it with your right hand?
10 and a half.
It's delicious.
This is what it looks like when you go home.
I think the problem is 100.
This is what it looks like when you go home.
You're too motivated to do it in a week like this.
Stop it.
You only have 20 minutes left.
That's what you say.
I only do it in the video.
I hate you, Tetsuya.
20 minutes left.
It's dangerous.
Give me a break.
I'm scared.
Is it over?
Is it over at 11 o'clock?
I see.
It's over at 12 o'clock.
I'm getting tired of it.
What if you get tired of it?
It's over now.
20 minutes left.
I'm still motivated.
I'll do it with my last feeling.
It's in front of you.
It's close.
It's hard to hit it with a Geriben.
Wait a minute.
It's wet.
It's in the Geri zone.
The Geri zone is dangerous.
I'm tired of it.
It's dangerous.
It's in the Geri zone.
Don't say Geri zone!
It doesn't matter.
It's a waste of time, Shibai.
Look at me.
I'll finish it in a second.
Let's do it.
It was close.
It's funny.
Shibai, look at me.
I'll finish it in a second.
Let's do it.
Shibai, look at me.
It's in the Geri zone.
It was close.
I'll finish it in a second.
It's in the Geri zone.
It doesn't matter.
It's a strange game.
It's the last one.
It's in the Geri zone.
It's a pencil.
It's finished.
It's a pencil.
It's finished.
So, the time is...
23 hours.
I'm so frustrated!
It's been so long!
It's finished!
It took us about 3 hours...
No, it took us about 1 hour to draw it.
We drew it with 4 people in the second half,
but we didn't get any results.
We still have a long way to go, don't you think?
In 4 months, we'll draw a bridge again.
This is bad.
Let's practice hard.
It's an annual event that we can't escape from,
so let's look back at it.
Yes, let's look at it at the end.
That's right.
Can we open it now?
Wow!
Can we open it now?
It's amazing.
I'm counting on you.
How is it?
It's nice.
Okay!
Ta-dah!
Huh?
One of you was hooked on it.
Huh?
One of you was hooked on it.
Someone else must have done it.
We checked it out.
Did you say "yes" or "no"?
I didn't say "yes".
Huh?
It's not bad, is it?
Wow!
It's 100R!
Then you should say it! You should say it!
Why didn't you challenge me?
I'm full of energy!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Why?!
Why?!
I'm full of energy!
One round success.
But it's amazing.
Well, it's fate.
Wow, I'm so frustrated!
Damn it!
You're funny, man.
You got me.
You're the worst.
I'm full of energy.
By saying that, we have three times more amount of golf projects in the future.
We'll do the same thing next month.
No, we won't.
Let's keep working hard for the next four months!
See you in the next golf project!
Goodbye!